As Close to Closure As I’m Likely to Get from This OnePosted: July 16, 2014
Sugar “Daddy”: How was your birthday?
Me: Ummm, I woke up crying, spent the day with my family, then went to a bon fire with a couple from Fet and got hammered and fucked. So not quite what I’d planned, but we’ll call it a draw.
Sugar “Daddy”: Fucked the hubby, or the couple?
Sugar “Daddy”: Slut 😉
Me: Right? Though fucked would be an overstatement from the random guy….lol..he was like “That was intense,” and I was like “No, *I* am intense. You kind of suck.”
Sugar “Daddy”: You miss me 🙂
Me: Your dick. Aside from that I think you’re kind of annoying.
Sugar “Daddy”: You love me, and the presents I bought you.
Me: Dude. I wanted YOU. Why do you think I suggested camping instead of (mountain resort)? I didn’t want your goddamn money, I wanted your time. But it’s fine. We are not right for each other. Sometimes we love the wrong people.
Sugar “Daddy: I’ll just use you for sex…and you can use me.
Me: Good night, (his name).
Update: And there is more…I thought the conversation was over but apparently it is still alive and well. FML. And also, fuck my life.