Swoon

Gentleman Friend: I don’t want my wife fucking that manipulative fucker. I want her to find someone who adores her, like I do you.

*Swoon.*

Me: Do you respect me less for still fucking him?

Gentleman Friend: Oh baby, of course not.

So. Much. Swooning.



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